So Dre tells the Nurse that I am such a great help when she has to pump. I get the pump ready, I manage all the lableing, I wash the bottles, and I track and record her pumping times and volumes.
The nurse was so impressed. I humbly respond that I do the best I can to be a support. Dre replies that she thinks that I missed my calling and would be a great lactation consultant. The nurse pats me on the shoulder and concurs. To which I tell them both, "Well, I do like looking at boobies."
I know - it's crude, but they were the ones saying that I should be a male lactation consultant.
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It's good you still have your sense of humor, Shayne!
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